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These cats are so amazing I decided they needed their own superhero names. I coach speed. Incredible speed. See it every week at my field. What I'm watching week in week out is wonderful with the Eagles. Black Beast of the year Vick is incredibly relaxed runnin' sprinter who has the most accurate and strongest arm in the league. Period. With a flick of the wrist, he throws it in the air 60 yards on a rope! Tax Dat Ass Jackson's runnin' 60m sprints on air after he catches the ball! On one Monday night Vick throws 60 yards off one leg with a flick of the wrist against the Skins to Tax Dat Ass in full stride for the score. Week 14, Tax Dat Ass catches a pass in the flat and sprints for 60m making every body look slow and he says he was at 60%? (the play above) Wow. And what's worse is you can see he was laboring, but still so much faster than every one else. I mean it's all very amazing. The effortless presentation of the marvelous...
And Cause every hero need a theme song....
Dogs?
You mean the same dogs they eat in Korea?
You mean the same branch of the kingdom human kind uses to feed itself?
Dogs. Shit after this the NFL might be feedin' their QBs a steady dose a Vick video. Na meen?
Jest incredible. Ah Man Vick and I mean God Dayum Michael blowin' by Cats when it all looked impossible in the Giants game down by 31-17 with 8 min. left? Superhero.
The Truly Ghetto legend. (Sadly because we have no superheros of our own--but that's another story.)
Victacular.
I'm just hopin' they don't stop. That they do this in the play offs. I'm hoping the world can see who these brothers are. Picture it. Our Man Vick yes we do say as if we're sayin' Ah Man Vick, but they both work. Ah Man Vick down 21 at the half against the great White Patriots and the Golden Untouchable Boy with the usual all white ref team of the superbowl protecting the NFLs interest and Tax Dat Ass takes the watches the kick fallin' to him. You sit there watching screaming cause you know what you're up against....You know they gon' do every thing they can to stop the superheros cause if the Black Eagles win then the NFL'll become the NBA and they can't have that.
But you hope. Cause that's what superheros do. Give you hope. To be heroic yourself. And yes they don't change a damn thing you still gotta see people who call themselves white before you at your job who have less experience but better positions yatta fuckin' yatta...but you can hope better today.
The Black Eagles did it. And that's why its more than a game and why this blog exists. Thank you Ah Man Vick. Thank you Tax'em Jackson. Oh behalf of our ancestors thank you.
